What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:59
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.